Wook's Place

Slightly Cooler Than I Ever Have Been

I went over to the home of my friends Anne and Nat to watch the Superbowl today. I bought pizza, they provided munchies and drinks. their son bounced off the walls all night, like any 3-year-old does. A good time was had by all.

At some time during the night, the subject of Lava Lamps came up, and I expressed a regret in never having owned one. Nat told me not only did he have one, it was the 3-foot-tall model, and he offered it to me. They couldn't keep it in the house with the 3-year-old. What with lava lamps being made of glass and full of strange liquids, I could understand this.

It is now sitting in my bedroom, waiting for a suitable light bulb to power it. I should have it running tomorrow night. At that time, I expect women to flock to me, because I own a 3-foot-tall lava lamp. How can any woman resist me now?