Poker Night

<Order> Is each here? Does each have his opposite?

<Chaos> I am here, but my opposite is you.

<Order> Huh?

<Evil> Don't let him bug ya'. We're here.

<Truth> My opposite is not here.

<Good> Is your opposite "Lies"?

<Truth> My opposite is "Void". He couldn't make it.

<Evil> >snicker< Figures!

<Order> Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six!

<Evil> Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh!

<Good> I have the cards.

<Evil> I've got the chips.

<Truth> I have the beer.

<Chaos> I have the cards!

<Order> Shut up.

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<Order> Whose deal is it?

<Evil> Do ya' gotta ask that EVERY time?

<Truth> It is Good's deal.

<Good> OK, five card draw...uh, everything is wild.

<Evil> How can anyone win if everything is wild?

<Good> No ONE can win, but we all can call ourselves winners if...

<Order> I like this game.

<Evil> This is pointless.

<Truth> It is time to deal.

<Good> Here we go! Your bet, Truth.

<Truth> Five.

<Order> Five and raise you five.

<Evil> Don't you morons get it? It doesn't matter how much you bet!

<Order> I like ten better.

<Evil> >sigh< Call.

<Chaos> I fold.

<Evil> YOU CAN'T LOSE!

<Chaos> I still fold.

<Good> OK, I'll call. How many, Truth?

<Evil> What's the point in taking more cards?

<Truth> I will keep the cards I have.

<Order> I will take two.

<Evil> Why?!?

<Order> I didn't like those.

<Evil> None for me.

<Chaos> I'll take six.

<Good> Sorry, you folded. Dealer keeps his. Bets?

<Evil> Oh, just get this over with.

<Order> But now we have to bet!

<Evil> Any money you put in, you're just gonna get back!

<Truth> I am in agreement with Evil. Let us show our cards.

<Truth> I have five aces.

<Order> I have five ace of spades.

<Chaos> I have a three.

<Good> Please be quiet. I also have five aces. We all win.

<Evil> Hold it, bub. Six aces, read'em and weep.

<Good> Where did you get that card?

<Truth> He stole it from Chaos.

<Evil> You know the rules, boys. The pot's mine.

<Good> That was a stupid game.

<Order> Whose deal is it?

<Truth> The dealer progression is opposite the deal. Chaos deals.

<Chaos> Whee!

<all but Chaos> >groan<

<Chaos> Eleven card stud-hold'em with threes, eights, jacks, and kings wild...fives count as fours, fours count as nines, and queens don't count unless there is a prime numbered spade showing...

<Order> I fold...