December 18, 2005

The Perfect Job

I was on the subway, N train, into The City last night to hang with Enzo. During the ride, a dude got on the subway at 5th Avenue, and around about 57th Street, started offering everyone within earshot the perfect job: Stay on the train, and wake him up at 3:00 AM.

He was even willing to be generous too. He was offering 2 dollars, tax free no less, for this service. And he promised to double it if you got him awake at exactly 3:00 AM, not a minute early or late. I do not know if anyone grabbed this opportunity, but he did not have any taker by the time I got off at 23rd street.

It is a wonder than anyone needs to be homeless in this city, with these kind of opportunities for employment. You just need to keep your eyes open.

Posted by Wookie at 11:34 AM | Comments (0)

December 30, 2005

You Know You've Been In A Single Hotel To Long When....

The Marriott Milwaukee West, the hotel I've basically been living in for the last 6 months, sent a package to my appartment. I found it here when I got home today.

We are not talking a cheesy something-or-other gift bulk mailed from Marriott central. We are talking an actual gift, hand-addressed to me here, and mailed from Waukesha, WI. It is probably still a choice from some executive gift service, but all indications are that someone at the Marriott in question touched this thing on its way to me.

It is even a gift I can use, though I do already have a cork-puller and foil-cutter. They sent me a nice corkscrew set. Made of real metal, with rubber grips, and a foil-cutter. It is nice.

Posted by Wookie at 12:26 AM | Comments (1)